You really didn’t expect that you would need to pass a drug test anytime soon. Unfortunately, time travel is still not possible, which means that you can’t go back in time to warn you-from-the-past that you might be better off without any additional “creativity”. Well, what now? Are you doomed to remain in this huge warehouse for the rest of your life? Not necessarily. You could try doing several things:

  • Exercise! It will accelerate many processes inside your body that are responsible for getting rid of THC, MDMA, or other substances that would cause you to fail a drug test. So go to the gym, or even jog around the park and you might be just fine.
  • Drink a lot! Ideally, combine it with the previous step. Your body gets rid of the toxins, but also THC through sweating and urinating. It means that if you drink a lot of water, it’s possible that your body will no longer contain any traces of drugs.
  • If you think that your body won’t be able to deal with all the THC, you could always try your luck with fake pee.

If you want to learn more about ways to get rid your body out of drugs fast, check out this infographic, provided by Quick Fix Synthetic.